Help Jamie Foxx find an Oscar date

92447__evafoxx_lIn a conference call with reporters yesterday, Jamie Foxx said he’s not dating Eva Longoria (he said she’s still seeing his pal, San Antonio Spurs player Tony Parker) and added that he needs a date for the Oscars. If he doesn’t bring his little girl, like he did last year, who can we fix him up with?

(See our suggestions after the jump…)

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Berry_sHalle Berry

PRO Fellow Oscar winner. They’d make a fantastic looking red carpet couple. She’s romantically unattached.
CON Bad Catwoman karma.

Harris_sNaomie Harris

PRO As Foxx’s Miami Vice costar, she’d help promote the movie with her appearance. She’s beautiful and has a classy British accent.
CON Naomie who?

Hudson_sJennifer Hudson


PRO
As Foxx’s Dreamgirls costar, she’d help promote the movie with her appearance. Should Foxx start another Ray singalong, the former American Idol finalist would be able to hold up her end of a duet.
CON She’s a better singer than he is — he might not want the competition.

Simpson_sJessica Simpson

PRO She’s newly single. They’d steal the red carpet headlines fromevery other couple. She’d give him something to gawk at during slowmoments of the ceremony.
CON Foxx could find himself forced to duet with Simpson on her nextalbum or star with her in a reality show.

Zellweger_sRenée Zellweger

PRO Fellow Oscar winner; like Foxx, she’s from Texas. She’s newly single.
CON He might accidentally snap her like a twig.

Any other suggestions?

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  • nathan

    Whoever he decides to take to the Oscars, I hope she has a high tolerance for Ray Charles impersonations and “Gold Digger and how long it was on top of the charts” references.

  • mike

    The date needs to be small to fit in the limo with Jamie and all of his ego.

  • Ryan

    Anna Nicole Smith or Paris Hilton. Just for the sheer hilarity of seeing them embarass themselves.

  • Ron Mwangaguhunga

    Deborah Gibson has expressed interest, but she is not high profile enough. I see: Hillary Swank.

  • GOB

    How about Jenna Elfman? If she can pry the sunglasses of his face, maybe she can fulfill her duty to the planet by “clearing” him of his alien suppression.

  • Jean Siskelle

    How about one of those strippers that he likes to give all those dollar bills too. Personally, I so over Jamie Foxx. Miami Vice, yeah right.

  • dma69

    The Pussycat Dolls. Meow!

  • Jack

    Who
    the
    F*CK
    Cares?

  • Liza

    Kanye West

  • CCor

    I believe that their are alot of beautiful sistas who would love to be on the arm of Jamie Foxx. What I don’t understand is how all of the people who responded to this post sound so hostile towards a brotha–its not as if any of you (or myself) know anything about him. Please people–get a life

  • natacha

    He should go with Gabrielle Union. She’s smart, classy, absolutely beautiful and just newly single.

  • becky

    I agree with Jack- WHO CARES?

  • MJ

    Hmmm. Looks like an Oscar is no guarantee of a successful career or love life.

  • robin

    Agree about Gabrielle Union!

  • nathan

    I don’t mean to seem hostile towards Foxx, it’s just that if he sings “she takes my money” on one more talk show, I think Ray Charles will come back and tell him to move on.

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