Twas the Friday before Christmas, and all through PopWatch
Folks were reading about the great cast of Lost
Drinking the egg nog till we wanted to vomit
Setting our TiVos for Wallace & Gromit
(It’s on BBC America tonight at 10:30 pm; don’t ask me to rhyme it, yo!)
We ordered some Thai food, turned off our TVs
Then played the cool Hanukkah disc by the Leevees
I donned my Aldos, Gary donned his cap
But our crabby old editor refused to let us nap
When out on the skyline there arose such a clatter,
I paused Sarah Silverman to see what was the matter.
I looked out the window, popped open a Fanta
Then muttered to myself, "Holy crap! It’s Santa!"
The old dude was dancing on a window-washer’s perch
Then he winked and he nodded and he started to lurch
Was he mad? Was he drunk? Was he just feeling sleepy?
I can’t blame these kids, who all find him creepy
He knocked on my pane, on the 29th floor
What’s that he’s mouthing? ”Yule get yours”?
Seeing him out there made me feel a tad dizzy
So I whistled, and shouted, cried, "Get in the hizzy!"
But Santa was stubborn, and refused to come in
Said he had plans, with Donner and Blitzen
But before they headed out, to the North Pole toy mill
He and his reindeer, had some hours to kill
"What should we do? You got a suggestion?
The last movie I saw starred Charlton Heston!"
I quickly perused EW.com
Came up with a list that was 10 miles long
"Try Munich! Or Brokeback! Or even King Kong!
But don’t see The Libertine; Owen says it’s dead wrong."
"What about Heath, starring in Casanova?"
"Dude, not on the birthday of old Izzo Hova!"
Realizing St. Nick was lost in the fog,
I ripped two more tips right out of my blog:
"For DVDs, Fear Chamber gets an A,
And if it’s music you seek, check out Mary J!"
Santa laughed and he quivered, like a bowlful of jelly!
Said, "Catch me on TV, with Regis and Kelly!"
He squeegeed my window, then dropped out of sight
Shouting ”Happy holidays, dude! PopWatch is aiight!"
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Can she anymore of a desperate attention-whore?
Who does Sarah have explosive pictures/dirt on at EW or how much is she paying the editors of the magazine for the endless coverage online and in print?
I’ve never seen anything like the attention EW gives to a performer who is so invisible. i recall she was on SNL playing “generic woman” in a few sketches and she had the “jimmy legs” on Seinfeld.
What else has she done?
If you don’t like Sarah Silverman (and she is not for every taste), then don’t read anything about her! Turn the page in EW or bypass the blog post. No one has a gun to your head and makes you read everything about her (if someone does have a gun to your head, then I’m sorry). I personally think she is freakin’ hilarious and may very well be the funniest comedian working today.
Me’h
Anyone know the story of “Santa Clos va a la cuchilla”? It’s about when Santa Claus was brought to Puerto Rico in the 1950’s (on the island, kids mostly celebrate epiphany, which is in early January. That day, if you leave grass under your bed for the wise mens’ camels, the three wise men will leave you goodies).
Anyway, they bring a dude in the santa claus gear into a community center at la cuchilla (an infamous housing project), and the kids all run out the doors and windows in fear, screaming “He dresses in the same color as the devil!”
I love that story. Happy holidays.
lol. that made my day. i especially like the “get in the hizzy” part.
My holiday edition Sims 2 has the base game and then the holiday stuff pack disc is seperate. So yes you should be able to install just the base game and avoid the holiday stuff.
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