Congrats to Christina Aguilera on her weekend wedding to music exec Jordan Bratman. I sure hope the DJ played "Dirrty" at the reception, because, as the song indicates, ”if you ain’t dirrty, you ain’t here to paaaaarrrrttyyyy!”
Am I right?
Poor Christina. So far off the A list that she held a secret wedding and no one cared enough to comment on it. Only thing worse than being followed by the stalkerazzi is not being photographed at all. Maybe she can start a support group with Britney Spears?
I wish the newlyweds a long & happy life together…at least they’ve been together more than 5 minutes before deciding to marry.
Xtina is awesome! She seems like she has her head screwed on straighter than freaky Britney. All the best to the happy couple.
You are right, it so. ”If you ain’t dirrty, you ain’t here to paaaaarrrrttyyyy!”
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