[NOTE: This PopWatch HeadScratcher is closed. See your clever responses here.]
Another PopWatch HeadScratcher to get you through the weekend:
What do these five songs have in common?
"Don’t Stand So Close to Me" by the Police
"Killing an Arab" by the Cure
"Paranoid Android" by Radiohead
"Ramble On" by Led Zeppelin
"Whiter Shade of Pale" by Procol Harum
Send your best guess to firstname.lastname@example.org.
You asked for music questions! As many of you know already, covers of each of these songs will appear on my first album, tentatively titled Not Everyone Sounds So Hot in the Shower — but that is not the answer. Come back Monday to see what is.