Are you 'Ready' for a rappin' Kevin Federline?

95330__kfed_lKevin Federline’s rap track, ”Y’all Ain’t Ready,” was apparently not ready for release, but a minute-long excerpt has been leaked to the Internet anyway. It was supposedly at producer Disco D’s website, but it appears to have been removed. I heard it yesterday at Stereogum, but it’s either overloaded their bandwidth, engendered an injunction, or simply crashed their server. Yep, the reviews are in, and they’re saying Mr. Spears shouldn’t quit his day job, whatever that is. ”Kanye West he’s not,” says the New York Post. ”He’s not even Vanilla Ice.” The New York Daily News snickers here (scroll down) at K-Fed’s apparent confusion of ”Pavarotti” with ”paparazzi.” In case the track doesn’t resurface soon, you can read the lyrics at People.

Personally, I just found it relentlessly mediocre; nothing on it was as horrifying as any random minute from Britney and Kevin: Chaotic. But maybe I’ll change my tune next year, when Federline drops a whole album, The Truth. I don’t think I can handle The Truth.

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  • Liza

    He doesn’t know the differnce between the paparazzi and Pavarotti. He’s even dumber than I thought.

  • michael r.

    hmmm….This guy is a tool. These two “celebrities” are just white trash with money. It’s a damn shame they have so little self respect.

  • Jim

    server = temporarily boned. we’ve restarted it.

  • nessa

    If this album is any bit a success I take it as a sign of the apocolypse. When I say success I mean if more than one copy sells. The one being to his wife.

  • SF

    I don’t think even she would buy it, she’s wasted enough money on his sponging ass.

  • EP Sato

    The truth is that he’s about as exciting as Madonna’s baby Daddy was. He realizes the whole paparazzi was about his wife and not his sorry C-list, so now he is trying to make himself famous for something OTHER than being Britney’s husband. And with the worst album since Billy Idol’s Cyberpunk possibly on the way, Old Kev may just find that route to noteriety yet…

  • dma

    I reread the lyrics over and over and couldn’t stop laughing, expecially the part about being chased by “Pavarottis”. Oh, boy. This makes even Vanilla Ice look respectable. How is a man this dumb able to procreate? Nice going, Brit.

  • Tommy G

    Kevin Federline’s musical career is a disaster waiting to happen. Who will ever take him seriously? He’s a joke, and despite what he puts out, will always be a joke. Nobody will ever take him seriously – nobody. My unofficial EW grade? F-.

  • gil

    Whe’s this guy’s 15 minutes gonna be up? I guess when Britney kicks his sorry ass out! Should be about 20 minutes…

  • Mario

    Um… I think it’s a few years too late to release a “Malibu’s Most Wanted” soundtrack/music inspired by/album.
    LMAO — that was the best 1 minute wasted at work.. I’ve been laughing so hard since!
    LOL

  • Katrina

    I heard a part of it on my way to work this morning. It made me want to cut my ears off. But I had to have both hands on the steering wheel.

  • CC

    I heard the clip and it is horrible. Funny as hell, but so very bad. Someone needs to stick to dancing in the background of music videos. I’m sure his wife would hire him.

  • Vanessa

    Federline and Spears wow, wow , wow, stupids come together for stupidness.

  • Kim

    I’ve heard alot of comments that he’s worse than Vanilla Ice, yet he thinks he’s going to be the next Eminem. Dude, you’ll be lucky if your wife buys a copy. One day Brit will wake up and see that k fed is just there for sex and money. Wasn’t it like a week after she gave birth that he was out at a club while she was taking care of Sean Preston? Here’s a clue to finding a man; if he ditches his PREGANT girlfriend, he’s probably not Mr. Right.

  • RugMaster

    I want to be stupid, arrogant, clueless and rich. Wait, I am, i’m Kevin Fed! Yeeeeeah baby, life’s great when you’re a socket wrench. Deeeeerrr!

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