It’s National Don’t Leave Your House Weekend, everybody! (Okay, yeah, I just made that up. But sometimes you need an excuse to not meet your friends for brunch, and just, like, laze on your couch for 60 hours, right?)
Anyhow, we don’t need no hateration (or holleration for that matter), so quit arguing, and check out some of the following entertainment options that can be enjoyed without ever getting out of your fuzzy, yellow footy pajamas. (Don’t say I don’t ever share, okay?)
-Threshold is on CBS tonight, and let me just say, I kinda secretly love it. Well, I guess not so secretly now. I really wish there was a spot on my keyboard to let me type in the swirling alien symbol. Scary!
-Cinderellie, er, Cinderella is out on DVD this weekend, and EW’s Chris Willman gives it an A, despite (or possibly because of) the ”most ludicrous extra ever.”
-Be sure to grab a box of Chicken in a Biskit. Mmm. (Not to be confused with Vegemite in a Biskit. Erp.)
-Speaking of poultry, Moviefone is giving your kids the first four minutes of Chicken Little. Again, again!
-Sweet! John Heder (above) is hosting SNL; he ought to be at least as funny as musical guest Ashlee Simpson (nyuk, nyuk, nyuk).
-And while we’re on the subject of serious musical acts, Britney and Kevin: The E! True Hollywood Story airs Sunday at 8 p.m.
-We know you all want to go see Wallace & Gromit, but that would, of course, involve you leaving your house, and that’s verboten this weekend. Instead, grab Night of the Lepus on DVD, and see if those killer rabbits tide you over till Monday.
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that guy looks like a chipmunk. uink! uink! *the sound of chipmunks?
John Heder is quickly fighting to become the most annoying person on earth.
real quick. i am watching snl weekend update right now. horatio is just different, but he sometimes really hits it home in a way that we are not used to. the ‘conjugal visits’ joke was actually quite fuuny. if he can continue to do things like this he will be funny.
and p.s., by bringing ashley back to snl after her ultimate error (which i could have sworn that after milli-vannili tv snl required live acts)makes america forget her sin. now she is back and for the most part, if nbc forgives than so will the rest of us. i dont respect her, but more for her half=time show when she was flat flat flat, and belting it.
this goes to show papa joe simpson’s ability with the force. the guy is a genius. must have klearned that from his years in youth ministy at a baptist church.
p.s.s., no ashley simpson joke????
papa joe is a friggin’ jedi.
SNL was ridiculous this week. I thought the opening monologue was the best part, and when that happens, you’re in serious trouble. Runner-up is Amy Poehler’s “Caitlin” character, because her commitment is always 100 percent. Even when she screwed up, she stayed in character. And as for Ashlee, I liked her better when she was lip synching.
i had such high hopes for jon heder, and this was one of the most unfunny episodes i’ve ever seen.
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