Tyra: "Ohmigod! It's my breast, guys!"

153759__tyra_lI’m starting two support groups here at PopWatch today: one for fans of HBO’s tragically cancelled The Comeback and the other for folks who happened to tune in to today’s breast-themed episode of The Tyra Banks Show. If you were lucky enough to miss the emotionally deadening hour of television, here’s the episode’s dueling lowlights:

-Very special guest Anna Nicole Smith discussed her various implant sizes through the years. An early C-cup implant ”made my nipples point downward,” Anna announced; she then used a variety of sound effects and hand gestures to signify her cleavage growth over the past decade. (I inserted my own sound effect too — the one of me throwing up in my mouth).

-After clearing all the men from the audience, Tyra removed her bra to show her natural sag, then tearfully submitted to a touch test and a sonogram from Dr. Garth Fisher, who declared: ”Tyra Banks has natural breasts.” I guess that clears it up for the seven or so Americans who’ve been lying awake at night worrying about the authenticity of Tyra’s ta-tas.

Did you catch today’s Tyra? Is your therapist’s appointment more than 24 hours away? It’s okay, I’ll hold you while you let it all out. Just try not to get tears all over your keyboard.

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  • Clint M.

    Yeah … I saw Tyra’s TaTa campaign today. It was pretty whack and I saw no need for the tears. But I relish ANY moment Anna Nicole Smith steps into the public eye! She’s such an amazing woman … to stare at and wonder “what the HELL is wrong w/her!?”!!

  • Marcus

    Back off Tyra! She’s fierce!
    Sorry, I’m busy prepping for Top Model Tomorrow.
    As for the talk show, I’ve never seen it, but patiently await a sick day.

  • Jen

    I am in serious denial about the Comeback being cancelled. How could they do such a thing? I don’t need to see THAT!

  • ????

    your show im guessing a month maybe before its canceled and top model seriosly is soo stupid!!! And by the way no one cares if your boobs are real seriosly NO ONE CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NEVER GOING TO BE OPRAH lol

  • T B

    TYRA IS BEAUTIFUL, SMART, AND SUCCESSFUL.DON’T BE HATERS JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE IS MOTIVATED.EVEYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO SHINE.

  • Jim

    Although she may be serious in her efforts she comes off like a total “ditz”. Kattie Courak does the same thing in a much more serious venue and somehow she manages to keep her job. Who has even raised the question about her boobs? A talk show hostesss needs to show more than clevage and fake hair to be successful. Many have tried this inexpensive format and failed. If she succeeds it will be an audience of dumber-than-dirt black females who are her audience.

  • NEBANKH

    It’s a mystery why some chuckle head female would get false breast anyway unless she had a mastectomy or something like that. Tyra do have beautiful breast and it’s only because of TV that she made the men leave the room. She certainly have plenty of pictures of her breast showing thru see thru dresses and blouses and near nude on the run ways; Which is a delight by the way. See http://www.themysteryoflife.com

  • ter

    for all the people out there hating on Tyra .She is a beautiful black woman you just wish you could be her.

  • lisa

    I personally like the Tyra Show. Anna Nicole though….ewww she is gross!

  • karl anglin

    I got to meet Tyra banks at the Beverly Center for a
    book signing. She was great and I am still single.

  • joyce

    I’m trying to e-mail ms.banks about maybe being on her show how do you do this. is there a e-mail address were i can e-mail her i may have a story for her show

  • jill moeder

    I saw the tyra show when she had models on it and i have a question about some info on that show i wanted to get – how would I get this?
    The one model, who was black mentioned her secret was the caplets she takes with no ephedra etc. She said what they were but I could not hear – wanted to get the name of them – can you help? thnaks

  • Kirk Blumenstock

    Tyra, this evening, 4/27/2006, at my local YMCA in Bradenton, Florida , , there were three sisters from San Diego, Calif who were visiting on a tennis tour to this area. The Esmoli sisters (spelling ?) were there last names , and they mentioned being interviewed for an epsisode on your show. Can you tell us anymore ?

  • curiet

    hey am a big fan of Tyra Bank and i think you are doing a really good thing in the show,you encourage women from all over the world.im from Africa and i watch you everyday.we all love you here in Kenya.

  • curiet

    hey Tyra im a kenyan and i think you are a very beautiful woman with beautiful breasts.ave a problem i wish had some pliz help me or ill commit suicide.

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