Martha Stewart's birthday to-do list

143629__martha_lHere’s what  I imagine is on Martha Stewart’s agenda today, as she marks her 64th birthday:

- Open presents; pulp wrapping paper to make stationery.
- Read that Wall Street Journal article about the current slump of Mark Burnett (Rock Star: INXS, The Contender); mull whether to replace him (as producer of both the forthcoming daytime show Martha and the primetime Apprentice spinoff) with Jerry Bruckheimer
- Try to come up with additional promos for Martha that are as funny and self-deprecating as the cow clip and butterfingers clip on display here.
- Decorate ankle bracelet with festive crepe paper.
- Find 150 women named ”Martha Stewart” to fill audience of Martha; decide whether that’s enough clones for the next phase of plan for World Domination.


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