Jen, Brad, and Billy Idol

135742__bradidol_l”Billy Idol called. He wants his look back.”

–Jennifer Aniston, breaking her silence to Vanity Fair, offering one of the few unflattering things she has to say about her newly platinum-haired ex-husband-to-be

What if Brad Pitt (far left) wrote cool songs like Billy Idol (left) too? It might go a little something like this, hot off the PopWatch Imaginary Lyrics-o-Matic:

Hey little sister, what have you done?
Hey Angelina, where’s Ms. Aniston?
I’ve been away for so long…
Angie and Maddox, what fun
Two photo spreads — was that wrong?
It’s a nice day to… start again

Hey little sister, who’s your man with?
Hey little sister, it’s just Mrs. Smith
She’s just been there in my vicinity
I lack a chip for sensitivity
Please don’t get out your… shotgun…

addCredit(“Brad Pitt: Lefteris Pitarakis/AP; Billy Idol: Robert E. Klein/AP”)

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  • Aleks

    Why did you post that image Popwatch?! I am forever scared of reading tabloids, for Brad Pitt will be on them, and all I’ll be able to see is a creepy looking Billy Idol!

  • EP Sato

    Cool lyrics? Clearly the writer wasn’t around for Billy Idol’s 1992 flop “Cyberpunk”, which was labeled by the Onion as the “Worst concept album of the 1990’s”.
    As for Pitt’s hair? It worked much better on Jared Leto in “Fightclub” than it does with Brad. How many folks do you think walk up to Brad on a daily basis now, see his hair and say “Dude, you must have broken up with your girlfriend, right?” The hair says it all

  • Aida

    I like Brad’s new look. He looks good in anything. He’s Brad Pitt!

  • Rambo

    Idol’s songs were/are not cool. The only “cool” things he ever did was cast that hotty in the “Cradle of Love” video and make that hilarious cameo in “The Wedding Singer”….

  • Esther Kustanowitz

    I believe Brad was copying James Marsters (Spike on “Buffy”/”Angel”) who was copying Billy Idol. So it’s an imitation of an imitation, or an homage to an homage, however you slice it.
    I think it’s also worth noting that a gay friend of mine had the same haircut at one point. As did Billy on Ally McBeal when he got a brain tumor. I’m not saying Brad is gay or has a brain tumor. I’m just sayin’ it’s an announcement of something.
    I’m glad Jen’s finally speaking out. And right in time for her new movie, what are the odds…

  • Trish

    (third verse)
    Take me back home now…
    Jolie ain’t playin’ fair in this world
    Brad has mucked up his hair in this world
    And there’s nothin’ cool about Idol
    He’s a has-been whose muckups are tidal
    Look for something else in this world
    Start again…
    Come on Jen…

  • Juniper

    I really hate this. Gah. Will people quit dissing Billy Idol already!

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  • mel

    billy idol is hot and so is james marsters nd brad is just not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Tiffani

    Some people just don’t appreciate good rock music when they hear it. Without Billy Idol, we’d really have no MTV. If you have nothing nice to say about him, then don’t say anything at all.

  • Rita Lesko

    A story about a older single woman moving into the hood. She learns to except life there in a funny sorta way. Betty White

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