Fox has announced that Paris and Nicole will be back on The Simple Life, even if the network has to drag them kicking and screaming to the set. There’s no concept for the show yet, though Fox has mulled the idea of following the gals as they each prepare for their weddings.
Help Fox out, people. What should these two former friends do together this time?
Tracking them through their weddings is a huge mistake since anybody with an ounce of common sense knows that at least one wedding, if not both, will not happen.
These two should become invisible. As fast as possible.
maybe they could have an original era star trek type fight to the death? That would do something for ratings and humanity simultaneously!
AND – it would have rad music!
I have a hunch they will use this season to try and promote, what they say is, their singing abilities. Both of them want to record a cd, so if they’re smart, that’s what they’ll try and do with season 4.
Who cares about their weddings. It isn’t like they are going to last.
I think they should have typical 9-5 jobs (with overtime and deadline demands) and then have to go home and manage a family – husband, kids who play sports or other after school activities and a dog or two. You know – what the rest of us have to do every day – laundry, shopping, school meetings, sports events, sleepovers etc.
double-suicide pact?
Although I have only seen one or two episodes, I think they girls should continue doing what they do best…absolutely nothing. It has worked for the ratings, so why try to fix something that isn’t broken. I am not a fan of either, but why hate on someone you don’t really know.
These two should fall off the face of the earth. Talk about two self-absorbed, not-too-bright rich girls. They are not even entertaining!!! Send them packing!
Make them apologize for doing the 3 previous “Simple Life” shows.
They should be given slingshots, 2x4s, stones and other weapons for a Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon-style girlfight. Uncensored, uncut, raw and LIVE: Paris “Not So Hot” Hilton vs. Nicole “Skinny as a Pinhole” Ritchie!!! Set your recorders.
“Simple Life: Aruban Vacation”?
I think they should have to do some sort of something in tiny Cisco, Texas where the very first Hilton Hotel ever was. Back to the roots of the Hilton fortune.
I think Paris should arrange Nicoles wedding and Nicole should arrange Paris’s wedding. Boy this could lead to some pay back or either resolve thier differnces and be friends again.
Send them to Iraq to find the missing WMDs. If they fail at that (or fail to get killed in the process), hot girl on girl action. That way everyone is a winner.
What they should do for the Final Season of “the Simple Life” is tie their legs together, throw them over a high wire and let them tear each other to pieces. First one to die, Loses.