Fox has announced that Paris and Nicole will be back on The Simple Life, even if the network has to drag them kicking and screaming to the set. There’s no concept for the show yet, though Fox has mulled the idea of following the gals as they each prepare for their weddings.
Help Fox out, people. What should these two former friends do together this time?
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Tracking them through their weddings is a huge mistake since anybody with an ounce of common sense knows that at least one wedding, if not both, will not happen.
These two should become invisible. As fast as possible.
maybe they could have an original era star trek type fight to the death? That would do something for ratings and humanity simultaneously!
AND – it would have rad music!
I have a hunch they will use this season to try and promote, what they say is, their singing abilities. Both of them want to record a cd, so if they’re smart, that’s what they’ll try and do with season 4.
Who cares about their weddings. It isn’t like they are going to last.
I think they should have typical 9-5 jobs (with overtime and deadline demands) and then have to go home and manage a family – husband, kids who play sports or other after school activities and a dog or two. You know – what the rest of us have to do every day – laundry, shopping, school meetings, sports events, sleepovers etc.
double-suicide pact?
Although I have only seen one or two episodes, I think they girls should continue doing what they do best…absolutely nothing. It has worked for the ratings, so why try to fix something that isn’t broken. I am not a fan of either, but why hate on someone you don’t really know.
These two should fall off the face of the earth. Talk about two self-absorbed, not-too-bright rich girls. They are not even entertaining!!! Send them packing!
Make them apologize for doing the 3 previous “Simple Life” shows.
They should be given slingshots, 2×4s, stones and other weapons for a Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon-style girlfight. Uncensored, uncut, raw and LIVE: Paris “Not So Hot” Hilton vs. Nicole “Skinny as a Pinhole” Ritchie!!! Set your recorders.
“Simple Life: Aruban Vacation”?
I think they should have to do some sort of something in tiny Cisco, Texas where the very first Hilton Hotel ever was. Back to the roots of the Hilton fortune.
I think Paris should arrange Nicoles wedding and Nicole should arrange Paris’s wedding. Boy this could lead to some pay back or either resolve thier differnces and be friends again.
Send them to Iraq to find the missing WMDs. If they fail at that (or fail to get killed in the process), hot girl on girl action. That way everyone is a winner.
What they should do for the Final Season of “the Simple Life” is tie their legs together, throw them over a high wire and let them tear each other to pieces. First one to die, Loses.
I think its very simple idea. Nicole and Paris doing a trip around Europe.
I think they should sit both of them down at a table and force each of them to eat one of those Hardee’s thickburgers that Paris has been hocking.
Goodness knows, if they had a gun to their heads, it would probably take them an entire season to injest something that isn’t either red bull, dexitrim or cigarette smoke.
They should resolve their relationship, on air, with a therapist.
Who cares about these two. They are ugly, have no personality, no talent and are ignorant. If they weren’t rich, they would be working at a McDonalds somewhere.
Have the show filmed at a mormen community.They shold abide by the rules of the community.
I agree with all of you. These two are a waste of space. Paris is just dumb rich girl.
I like Joe’s idea.
Put both of them in a garbage bag along with a monkey,
shake it up real good, and when the monkey comes out first we will call him the branch manager.
Why they don’t put the two of them in a plane and send them to Africa and let them help feed the kids and tell their mother’s that’s TOO HOT” to be there. They should grow up and spend money in something that really matters, then they will be HOT.
i think half the people on this site should be slapped.
I don’t like them but, most of you are just rude.
but anyways, If Nicole doesn’t wanna do another season. Obviously, she has the right idea. Don’t do one…
Just have them make out with each other for half an hour every ep. Or is it an hour long show?
I think (and someone else also mentioned this) that the show could/should work on helping their own relationship – perhaps with a therapist. There has got to be some imaginative way to get the two girls back to being friends again.
Yes, the show is sort of silly, but I (and I am NOT a even a kid) always enjoy it, for a laugh.
You guys who are talking so mean about it and about the girls need to quit watching it and stay out of the comment board that was asking for real suggestions on how the show should be done this year, given their relationship problems. (Although some of the things they did and said this last season seemed to be more rehearsed, repeated, expected, and over the top). If they could get the show back to the way it was in the beginning, it would be GREAT.
And the two just sort of go together. Two other girls just wouldn’t feel the same. Like someone’s wedding planning idea for the season, too, if the two could mend their relationship!
I THINK ALL OF YOU ARE STUPID AND NEED A LIFE AND STOP POSTING COMMENTS I ONLY DID IT TO PUT SOME SENCE INTO YOU PEOPLE YOU NEED A LIFE AND STOP MAKING FUN OF PARIS AND NICHOLE THEY ARE NICE SWEET GIRLS AND YOU ARE JUST VERY JELOUS OF THEM!! I TOTALLY THINK YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE SLAPPED AND NEED MORE COMMON SENCE IN YOU.
Maria is a genius. But that poor monkey–PETA would have a fit.
Without animal cruelty, I suppose we could just take a leaf from Family Guy and slip them some Syrup of Epicac and replay the same 20 minute clip for the whole season. It would definitely give those over done tarts the impression that the rest of America has of them. Ooh, and they could film it at a Hilton, with Lionel Ritchie’s “Dancing on the Ceiling” crap in the background. Pull in some “culture” along with the spectacle. I hear sweeps calling . . .
I can tell that “Thomas” is a viewer of “Simple Life.”
I’m not sure what the new show should be about. I can’t wait to see whatever it is they come up with though. Just some comments to everyone to has been so rude about these girls….if you dont like them so much, then why were you on a website about them? Why would you take time out of your day to write about them? Just because you dont like them, doesnt mean you or ANYONE should write about them dying. I know its probably a joke, but its sick, and wrong!! Get a life, and get over youself! YOUR JUST JELOUSE! I think both Paris and Nicole are smart, funny, and good girls
I hope they become friends again, and if making another season is what they want, then I cant wait. If not then I cant wait to see them both on the big screen! Thank you