Let’s hope that if Fox holds both Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to their contracts for a fourth season of The Simple Life — despite the fact that the BFFs have had a high-profile falling out — that the network turns the heiresses’ respective wedding-planning processes into a hilarious bloodsport. (Think: Bridezillas + The Apprentice + a little Carrie thrown in for good measure. You bring the Dom Perignon; I’ll bring the pig’s blood!)
Would you tune in to see Paris and Nicole try to upstage (and sabotage) each others’ big day, or has The Simple Life lemon been squeezed dry already? Holla back!
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Ummm….no. Paris and Nicole are so uninteresting to me.
I thought this series was DEAD, but I have to admit feuding TV personalities upstaging each other to put on the wedding of the century would probably be hysterical.
I can hardly believe I’m saying this BUT – I actually think Paris would “Out Class” Nicole in the wedding department – Nicole is so obsessed with living up to Paris’ money – so how does she plan to do it? Elephant rides at her wedding? Hello Nicole…keep it Simple.
They are hot!! so i guess i would watch
Why can’t they both just go away? Why am I even wasting my time commenting on this????
The world’s first successful crossover porn star continues to make headlines. I bet Jenna Jameson wishes she could get Paris Hilton type publicity. She’d find it “hot” for sure.
As for the Simple Life? That one trick pony needed to be taken out to stud after the FIRST season. I want more of Paris in horror movies where she plays tramps and gets beheaded.
Paris Hilton is fun to watch and she is a top notch beauty and top notch bitch. Nicole is like her short little shadow. I think Paris could pull off a reality show on her own, as well as other roles in tv and music.
Lots of money, average looks, not one shred of talent. Are our lives so empty that we have to care about these hacks?
Catfight!!! Yeah, bring it on…
the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. give me a reality show. i’ll have you in tears! They’re both wack, and they wouldn’t have the publicity if they weren’t rich!
Please do not encourage any further television/movie/etc work for these two morons.
I don’t think Nicole will ever get out of Paris’s shadow. I think the ‘upstaging brides’ would be an awesome reality show, just because it’s the two of them. I am so glad that the network didn’t accept the idea of bringing Rod Stewart’s daughter in to replace Nicole .. I love Paris Hilton, but I can only take so much, and at least Paris and Nicole offer humor.
paris and nicole? who really gives a damn. there are real problems in this world, worse problems than these two shameless self-promoting bozos.
Some people will watch the simple life because of whatever happened between paris and nicole. But other people including me will watch because they are hilarious.
I can’t stand Paris. Did she ever go to school? The only two words she knows is “that’s hot” Oh Please!! Nicole is a blast to watch. She’s funny as heck. Paris is just an ugly, dumb, bimbo. I’d watch it just because Nicole is in it. I am NOT a fan of Paris at all!!
I dunno, Mike. I’m thinking Lindsay Lohan again. Paris and Lindsay, remarkably brainless, funny to watch, unable to walk and chew gum at the same time. Talk about reality, these two couldn’t grab their own butts with both hands. I think a reality show with Paris teaching Lindsay how to drive would be a real winner. Then she could show her how to wash the car. No, no, that’s much to much to expect either one of them to remember.
The show would be better if it was just Nicole Richie. She is the one that makes the shows hilaroius. Paris just plays off of her. Plus she’s a hott mama, so who wouldn’t want to watch it?? She’d blow Paris away!